Funny Christmas Cards

Funny Christmas Cards questions and answers

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Q: sarcasm and jokes about ugly christmas sweaters?
need some jokes or sarcastic comments about ugly christmas sweaters for a funny christmas card... got any? (ps: keep it about the sweaters, nothing about mom and dad saying they wanted to get hot and heavy so grandma knitted everyone sweaters) thanks! =]

A: I am the mother of all things, and all things should wear a sweater. My fashion ode to the holiday was a cardigan made of a heavy wool, died a kelly green, adorned with little bears wearing Santa hats throwing snowballs at one another, which were represented in high-tech 3D with little cotton balls glued onto the fabric. Those interactive snowballs really made the sweater

Q: Funny Hannukkah Cards?
I'm looking for a website with funny Hanukkah cards and having very little luck. Most of the sites I go to have a huge variety of Christmas cards, but very few hanukkah cards... The ones they do have are pretty lame. Anyway, I would like to get these cards out ASAP, so any suggestions would be appreciated.

A: if you mean e-cards , here is 3 for you on this link http://www.funny-ecards.com/cards/hanukkah/index.html you won't fine so much because christmas is a huge holiday i hope i'll helped you

Q: whats some ways to right a funny or cute Christmas card?? help please?


A: hmm who is it for and what kind of funny you looking for??? i think if you make it yourself it will be sweeter!!!! hmm.... need some more info for this answer.... :o) merry christmas!!!! :o)

Q: Does Anyone Know Any Real Short Cheesy/Funny Christmas Poems?
that i can write in christmas cards to people?

A: How about this! Merry Christmas to you once again i consider myself lucky to have you as my friend!

Q: What funny message could I write in a christmas card ?


A: holidays.kaboose.com/xmas-games-riddles.html www.theholidayspot.com/christmas/jokes www.xmas-jokes.com/ http://blitzensbash.tk

Q: i need a funny poem to put in a christmas card for a paper carrier?


A: i say, go to a search engine and look up christmas poems.

Q: What should I write in my boss' Christmas card? He is really cool and funny.?


A: write what your heart says. thank you for being such a cool boss,i really enjoy working for you.merry christmas,your employee...........

Q: The Steady Decline of Christmas Cards?
The last 2 years I've been receiving less and less cards. Is it because it's a waste of money for cards, and stamps and just plain old time. I still send mine out to everyone, but I have a funny feeling even when looking at the cards at the store the times are changing and the subject matter of Christmas as Christ's Birthday is less of a care to most people. Your thoughts.

A: I think its mostly time...so many Mothers having to work now days to make ends meet. Also e-cards... Maybe some will read your question and try a little harder to get some out this year.

Q: what a cute, funny ways to write a Christmas card to your friends??? HELP?


A: Send them Christmas cards with email. Yahoo cards are inexpensive and creative. You need to write the message.

Q: What to put on a rat Christmas Card?
I was pondering the idea of giving a rat Christmas card to my "rat friend." It has a picture of my two rats and says merry Christmas! What else can I put on the greeting card that is funny and somewhat a pun. Happy early Christmas!

A: you could put presents on the card. you could print out a picture of a tree and put your rats faces hiding in the tree..aww well happy early Christmas too you too!

Q: i need a funny Christmas gift for my brother?
ok any thing my 16 year old brother wonts in video games, so ebery year i get him a gift card, well this year i wont to get him somthing differt and funny. but don't no what . so you got any ideas for me please. thanks jamie p.s i only have 10 to spend so keep that in mind

A: you can put monopoly money in an envelope. i did it to my brother for his birthday and he thought it was hilarious

Q: can anybody suggest a really funny Christmas wish for my best friend's card...?


A: I wish you fruit cake. I wish you carolers that never leave your front yard. I wish you a neighbor with the brightest nativity scene on their lawn that blindingly shines in your bedroom window. But if these other wishes can't come true, I wish you a Merry Christmas.

Q: Who does the 12 days of Christmas parody, which talkes about christmas cards, lights etc?
There are several characters to this parody, and it progressively gets funniers as each gets more involved in their task for the 12 days of christmas, ie: putting up christmas lights, filling out christmas cards... etc... it would be helpful to get a site where i can listen to it.. its way too funny...

A: Bob Rivers "The 12 Pains of Christmas". I even found an animated cartoon that goes along with the song. Just push "watch the movie"

Q: What To Write In Your Mates Christmas Cards ?
Apart From The Boring Shit Like Merry X-mas & New Year Maybe Funny I need 30 x plz help for teenagers 13 14 year olds

A: Write about your memories together this year, what they mean to you, and maybe mention some inside jokes. It'd be sure to make them smile :)

Q: what a FUNNY way to say MERRY CHRISTMAS in a card???


A: It shouldnt be funny it is the birth of Christ we are celebrating, it should be a joyous occasion, a card is just to spread the message of Christ